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From: jdi@psuvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Sex life of an electron (ROT 13)
Message-ID: <328@psuvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 22-Oct-83 16:54:27 EDT
Article-I.D.: psuvax.328
Posted: Sat Oct 22 16:54:27 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 25-Oct-83 06:03:14 EDT
Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ.
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                      GUR FRK YVSR BS NA RYRPGEBA
     
                           ol Rqqvr Pheeragf
     
     
     Bar avtug jura uvf punetr jnf cerggl uvtu, Zvpeb-Snenq  qrpvqrq  gb
frrx bhg n phgr yvggyr pbvy gb yrg uvz qvfpunetr.
     
     Ur cvpxrq hc Zvyyv-Nzc naq gbbx ure sbe n evqr  ba  uvf  Zrtnplpyr.
Gurl  ebqr  npebff  gur  Jurngfgbar  oevqtr,  nebhaq gur fvar jnirf, naq
fgbccrq va gur zntargvp svryq ol gur sybjvat pheerag.
     
     Zvpeb-Snenq, nggenpgrq ol Zvyyv-Nzc'f punenpgnevfgvp  pheirf,  fbba
unq ure shyyl punetrq naq rkpvgrq, ure erfvfgnapr gb n zvavzhz.  Ur ynvq
ure ba gur tebhaq cbgragvny,  envfrq  ure  serdhrapl,  naq  ybjrerq  ure
eryhpgnapr.
     
     Ur chyyrq bhg uvf uvtu ibygntr  cebor  naq  vafregrq  vg  vagb  ure
fbpxrg,  pbaarpgvat  gurz  va  cnenyyry  naq  ortna fubeg pvephvgvat ure
erfvfgnapr fuhag.  Shyyl rkpvgrq, Zvyyv-Nzc zhzoyrq:  "BUZ-BUZ-BUZ."
     
     Jvgu uvf ghor bcrengvat ng n znkvzhz naq ure svryq  ivoengvat  jvgu
uvf  pheerag  sybj, vg pnhfrq ure fuhag gb bireurng, naq Zvpeb-Snenq jnf
encvqyl qvfpunetrq naq qenvarq bs rirel ryrpgeba.
     
     Gurl Syhkrq nyy avtug gelvat inevbhf pbaarpgvbaf naq fbpxrgf  hagvy
uvf zntarg unq n fbsg pber naq ybfg nyy bs vgf svryq fgeratgu.
     
     Nsgrejneqf,  Zvyyv-Nzc  gevrq  frys-vaqhpgvba   naq   qnzntrq   ure
fbyrabvqf.  Jvgu uvf onggrel shyyl qvfpunetrq, Zvpeb-Snenq jnf hanoyr gb
rkpvgr uvf svryq, fb gurl fcrag gur avtug erirefvat cbynevgl naq oybjvat
rnpu bguref shfrf.
     
                    "Zl pbaprea vf sbe lbhe fnsrgl"
     
     
                Fhozvggrq ol Wbua Onybtu, Wbua Vejva, Oelna Qnivf
                         Craaflyinavn Fgngr Havirefvgl
                     WQO@CFHIZF1, WQV@CFHINK1, OPQ@CFHIZF1