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hpfclk!mike    Oct 21 16:02:00 1983

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        (AP)       In a surprise move today, God officially announced 
		   his candidacy for the 1984 Presidential Campaign.  
		   During his press conference today, the first in over 
		   4000 years, he is reported as saying, "I think I 
		   have a chance for the White House this year if I can 
		   just get my campaign pulled together in time.  I'd like
		   to get this country turned around; I mean
		   REALLY turned around!  Let's put Florida up north 
		   for awhile, and let's get rid of all those annoying
		   mountains and rivers.  I just can't stand them!". 
                   There is still some apparent controversy over the 
		   Almighty's citizenship and other qualifications for the
		   Presidency.  God simply replied to these charges by 
		   saying, "Come on, would the US have anyone other than
		   a citizen bless their country?".