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From: slimw@mhuxh.UUCP (wittman)
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Subject: American Jokes
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Date: Wed, 26-Oct-83 17:28:55 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 26 17:28:55 1983
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What are the jokes told about Americans ??????


A German joke (or at least told by a German to a friend on vacation
in Germany) about Americans is :

Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages ?

A: Tri-lingual

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages ?

A: Bi-lingual

Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language ?

A: An American !




Any more out there ?   Post them to the net.