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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: the great beyond - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 27-Oct-83 23:09:46 EST
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Posted: Thu Oct 27 23:09:46 1983
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uokvax!ron    Oct 26 09:51:00 1983

i love it!! i love golf jokes, and i love religious jokes!!
THIS is my kind of notes chain.  ok, here's another religious
golf joke. (not real funny, but cute...)

WARNING!!!! this jokes contains the word 'damn'.  if you are afraid
you will lose your site's acces to notes, or *jokes, do NOT read
this joke. the word 'damn' will, however, be rotated in case some
manager accidently reads it and throws a fit.  (the shockwaves of
BLKTRAN still rumbles in the halls of notes...)












harry wad just hit is 2nd shot on the long, par4 18th hole.  the ball was
falling way short of the green.  'qnza,' harry sighed to his
     			           ^^
			      there it is!!! 
					
caddy.  'i'd move heaven and earth to break 100 just once!'

looking down at the large divot on the ground, the caddy replied
'well, you've already moved a lot of earth.  how about starting on heaven?'


	ron

...ctvax!uokvax!ron

ps.  i'm sorry if i've offended any golfers, people named 'harry', 
     caddies, or heaven.