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Subject: Startrek Joke - (nf)
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uokvax!craig    Oct 25 17:00:00 1983

Why is Capt. James T. Kirk of the starship Enterprise like toilet paper?








They both keep Klingons (cling-ons) off your ass!



			D. Swank from Craigs terminal