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Subject: A Priest joke - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 31-Oct-83 21:36:22 EST
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Posted: Mon Oct 31 21:36:22 1983
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uiuccsb!jalote    Oct 30 21:21:00 1983

A friend of mine related this to me. I like it.

A priest went to a dance party. He noticed a cute young girl wearing the
scantiest of clothes. The priest looked at her dress rather disapprovingly,
but thought it to be his duty to try to get the girl to mend her ways. He
finally gets a chance to dance with her and thought it a good opportunity
to preach her about proper dressing. So, he dances with her and tells the
girl how nice she is and what a fine girl she is etc. Finally he comes to
the point and says, "However, there is one thing which I have against you..".
Before he could complete the girl says "Oh! I can feel it".