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From: edjames@ucbvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Rooster Joke (rot 13)
Message-ID: <168@ucbvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 5-Nov-83 03:00:51 EST
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Posted: Sat Nov  5 03:00:51 1983
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Guvf bar jnf gnxra sebz n 1970 cynlobl...

Bapr hcba n gvzr gurer jnf n snezre jub bjarq n tbbq dhnagvgl bs sbjy
naq znqr zbarl ol fryyvat puvpxraf gb n ybpny qvfgevohgvat pbzcnal.
Gur snezre jnagrq gb vapernfr uvf ohfvarff, naq fb jrag gb znexrg gb
ohl nabgure ebbfgre.  

"Guvf ebbfgre," nffherq gur iraqbe, "vf zl orfg.  Ur'f ivevyr naq raretrgvp
naq jvyy gnxr pner bs nyy lbhe puvpxraf!"

Gur snezre, qryvtugrq ng guvf, obhtug gur ebbfgre naq erghearq gb uvf
snez.  Ur frg gur ebbfgre ybbfr nzbat uvf ura ubhfrf naq, fher rabhtu,
gur ebbfgre raguhfvnfgvpnyyl ortna uvf jbex.  Vg jnfa'g gbb ybat, ubjrire,
orsber gur ebbfgre svavfurq bss nyy gur uraf naq ortna ba gur srj trrfr
naq qhpxf gung jrer ba gur snez.  Gurer jnf ab fgbccvat gur ebbfgre!

"Vs lbh xrrc hc guvf engr," jnearq gur snezre, "lbh'yy fperj lbhefrys
gb qrngu!"  Gur ebbfgre, ubjrire, fpbssrq ng gur snezre naq pbagvahrq 
ng na vapernfrq fcrrq.

Gur arkg zbeavat, gur snezre jnf qbvat uvf puberf jura ur abgvprq frireny
ohmmneqf uvtu va gur fxl pvepyvat bire fbzrguvat.

Ur urnqrq bhg oruvaq gur onea, naq fher rabhtu gurer jnf gur ebbfgre,
syng ba uvf onpx, jvgu rlrf pybfrq.  Gur snezre fubbx uvf svfgf ng gur
zbgvbayrff obql naq phefrq, fubhgvat "V xarj vg!  V gbyq lbh fb!  V
xarj lbh'q fperj lbhefrys gb qrngu!"

Gur ebbfgre ghearq uvf urnq gbjneq gur snezre, bcrarq bar rlr, naq jvaxrq.

"Fuuu!" ur fnvq, cbvagvat gb gur oveqf nobir.  "V guvax gurl'er pbzvat qbja."

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	Rq (V qvqa'g jevgr vg.  V whfg glcrq vg.) Wnzrf  -- hpoink!rqwnzrf