Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!ciaraldi From: ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP (Mike Ciaraldi) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Error messages Message-ID: <3654@rochester.UUCP> Date: Tue, 1-Nov-83 18:48:27 EST Article-I.D.: rocheste.3654 Posted: Tue Nov 1 18:48:27 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 4-Nov-83 03:21:01 EST Sender: ciaraldi@rocheste.UUCP Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 10 From: Mike Ciaraldi FYI Creative Computing magazine held a contest several years ago for the shortest program that could produce the most error messages. Winner was a single punch card containing a single period (dot). On the IBM 370 COBOL compiler, it produced over 600 error messages. "Missing Data Division", "missing declaration", etc., etc.