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From: gail@hao.UUCP (Gail Moran)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: GROSS,DISGUSTING JOKE (rot 13)
Message-ID: <682@hao.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 1-Nov-83 17:46:46 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov  1 17:46:46 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 4-Nov-83 03:32:57 EST
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Ner lbh fher lbh jnag gb ernq guvf??? Guvf vf n cerggl TEBFF WBXR!





Gurer jnf guvf ubeal thl jub jrag gb guvf juber ubhfr, ur tbrf va naq gnyxf
gb gur znqnz bs gur ubhfr.  Ur fnlf "V'z urer sbe n tbbq gvzr" naq gur znqnz
ercyvrf "Jryy jr unir n evghny urer, vs lbh jnag gb unir n tbbq gvzr jvgu
zl tveyf gura lbh svefg unir gb rng 4 pureevrf, V'gf bhe jnl bs pyrnafvat gur
obql".  Gur thl gubhtug guvf jnf cerggl fgenatr, ohg vs ur jnagrq n tbbq gvzr..
fb ur nterrf.  "B.X. V'yy qb vg, whfg fubj zr jurer gurl ner".  Gur znqnz
tvirf uvz qverpgvbaf naq ur'f ba uvf jnl.  Svanyyl ur pbzrf gb gur ebbz naq
bcraf gur qbbe, gurer'f wnef rireljurer! Ur tenof n wne naq fgnegf rngvat
gur pureevrf.  Juvyr rngvat gur svefg bar ur znxrf snprf, guvaxvat obl gurfr
fher qba'g gnfgr yvxr pureevrf, ohg fvapr V'z guvf sne V znl nf jryy rng gur
erfg.  Nsgre rngvat gur wne bs pureevrf ur tbrf hcfgnvef.  Ur neevirf ng gur
svefg qbbe naq xabpxf, bar bs gur tveyf nafjre naq ur fnlf "V'z ernql abj, V'ir
rngra gur pureevrf!" naq ur fubjf ure gur wne, fur ercyvrf "BU LBHE FVPX!"
naq fynzf gur qbbe ba uvf snpr.  Ur qbrfa'g dhvgr haqrefgnaq guvf ohg, ur
xrrcf gelvat fb ur tbrf gb gur 2aq qbbe.  Ur xabpxf naq fnlf "V'z ernql abj, 
V'ir rngra gur pureevrf!" Gur frpbaq tvey fnlf gur fnzr guvat nf gur svefg bar
naq fynzf gur qbbe ba uvf snpr.  Ol guvf gvzr gur thl vf ernyyl hcfrg fb ur 
tbrf qbjafgnvef gb gur znqnz bs gur ubhfr.  Naq fnlf "V'ir rngra gur pureevrf,
naq V'ir fubja gurz gur wne naq nyy gurl qb vf fynz gur qbbe ba zr." Fb gura
ur fubjf gur znqnz gur wne.  Ure snpr gheaf juvgr.."BU ZL TBQ Lbh jrag gb gur
jebat ebbz, gubfr jrer ynfg jrrxf nobegvbaf!"

fbeel fb tebff!  Vg jnf gbyq gb zr ol n sevraq!
Qba'g synzr ng guvf bar orpnhfr V ebgngrq vg!