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From: crane@fortune.UUCP (John Crane)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASPJ (yet another St. Peter joke)
Message-ID: <1688@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 1-Nov-83 21:04:24 EST
Article-I.D.: fortune.1688
Posted: Tue Nov  1 21:04:24 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 4-Nov-83 04:40:03 EST
Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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St. Peter was standing watch at the pearly gates one day and a man and
his wife named Penny (who had both died in a car crash) came up
together to meet him.

The man asked St. Peter if he and Penny could get into heaven.  St.
Peter answered: "Sorry, but you've lived a wicked life. All you ever
thought about was making money. Why you even married a girl named
'Penny`! Go straight to hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!"

A second  man and his wife named Ginny (who had both died in a car
crash) came up together to meet him.

The man asked St. Peter if he and Ginny could get into heaven.  St.
Peter answered: "Sorry, but you've lived a wicked life. All you ever
thought about was drinking. Why you even married a girl named 'Ginny`!
Get on the wagon and go straight to hell!"

A third man and his wife heard all this going on. He grabbed his wife
and said: "Come on, Fanny, lets get out of here!"