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From: jvs@iwu1d.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another rooster joke (rot 13)
Message-ID: <149@iwu1d.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 1-Nov-83 15:39:33 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov  1 15:39:33 1983
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Na byq snezre qrpvqrq vg jnf gvzr gb trg n arj ebbfgre sbe uvf uraf.
Gur pheerag ebbfgre jnf fgvyy qbvat na bxnl wbo, ohg ur jnf trggvat ba
va lrnef.  Naq gur snezre svtherq trggvat n arj ebbfgre pbhyqa'g uheg
nalguvat.  Fb ur trgf n lbhat pbpx naq yrgf vg ybbfr va gur onea lneq.

Jryy, gur byq ebbfgre frrf gur lbhat bar fgehggvat nebhaq naq ur trgf n
yvggyr jbeevrq.  Fb, gurl'er gelvat gb ercynpr zr, guvaxf gur byq ebbfgre.
V'ir tbg gb qb fbzrguvat nobhg guvf.  Ur jnyxf hc gb gur arj oveq naq fnlf,
fb lbh'er gur arj thl va gbja.  V org lbh ernyyl guvax lbh'er ubg fghss
qba'g lbh?.  Jryy V'z abg ernql sbe gur pubccvat oybpx lrg.  V org V'z
fgvyy gur orggre oveq.  Naq gb cebir vg, V punyyratr lbh gb n enpr nebhaq
gung ura ubhfr bire gurer.  Jr'yy eha nebhaq vg gra gvzrf naq jubrire 
svavfu'f svefg trgf gb unir nyy gur uraf sbe uvzfrys.  Jryy, gur lbhat
ebbfgre jnf n cebhq fbeg, naq ur qrsvavgryl gubhtug ur jnf zber guna n
zngpu sbe gur byq thl.  Lbh'er ba, fnvq gur lbhat ebbfgre.  Naq fvapr V
xabj V'z fb terng, V'yy rira tvir lbh n urnq fgneg bs unys n ync.  V'yy
fgvyy jva rnfl.

Fb gur gjb ebbfgref tb bire gb gur ura ubhfr gb fgneg gur enpr naq nyy gur
uraf tngure nebhaq gb jngpu.  Gur enpr ortvaf naq nyy gur uraf fgneg purrevat
gur ebbfgref ba.  Nsgre gur svefg ync, gur byq ebbfgre vf fgvyy znvagnvavat
uvf yrnq.  Nsgre gur frpbaq ync, gur byq thlf yrnq unf fyvccrq n yvggyr ohg
ur'f fgvyy unatvat va gurer.  Hasbeghangryl gur byq ebbfgref yrnq pbagvahrf
gb fyvc rnpu gvzr nebhaq, naq ol gur svsgu ync ur'f whfg oneryl va sebag
bs gur lbhat ebbfgre.

Ol abj gur snezre unf urneq nyy gur pbzzbgvba.  Ur ehaf vagb gur ubhfr, trgf
uvf fubgtha, naq ehaf bhg gb gur onea lneq svthevat n sbk be fbzrguvat vf
nsgre uvf puvpxraf.  Jura ur trgf gurer, ur frrf gur gjb ebbfgref ehaavat
nebhaq gur ura ubhfr, jvgu gur byq ebbfgre fgvyy fyvtugyl va gur yrnq.
Ur vzzrqvngryl gnxrf uvf fubgtha, nvzf, sverf, naq oybjf gur lbhat ebbfgre
njnl.  Ur jnyxf njnl fybjyl naq fnlf gb uvzfrys  ........   .   .  .
















	Qnza, gung'f gur guveq tnl ebbfgre V'ir obhtug guvf zbagu.