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From: ki@linus.UUCP (Kevin Ilsen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YARJ (yet another rooster joke, sort of) (ROT13)
Message-ID: <422@linus.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 15:34:52 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  2 15:34:52 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 4-Nov-83 08:58:23 EST
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N pvgl qjryyre, srq hc jvgu gur eng enpr, qrpvqrq gb dhvg uvf wbo naq gnxr
hc snezvat.  Ur obhtug n snez, naq gubhtug gung n tbbq cynpr gb trg uvf
svefg srj vgrzf bs yvirfgbpx zvtug or sebz uvf arvtuobe.  Fb, ur ivfvgrq
uvf "arkg-qbbe" arvtuobe (gur jnyx arkg qbbe cebirq ybatre guna ur rkcrpgrq).
Gur qvnybthr, nsgre gur hfhny ubj-qb-lbh-qb'f, jrag fbzrguvat yvxr guvf:

	Gubfr ner avpr ybbxvat ebbfgref lbh unir gurer.  Qb lbh guvax V
	zvtug or noyr gb ohl bar sebz lbh?

		Fuber, V'yy fryy ln bar.  Ohg 'gnva'g ab "ebbfgre"!  'F pnyyrq
		n PBPX.

	N "pbpx."  V frr.  Naq pbhyq V unir bar bs lbhe puvpxraf, nf jryy?
	Lbh frrz gb unir dhvgr n srj.

		Lhc, ohg gurl nva'g pnyyrq "puvpxraf," gurl'f pnyyrq
		CHYYRGF.

	Svar, V'yy gnxr bar "chyyrg."  V nyfb abgvpr lbh unir n qbaxrl bhg
	onpx.  Ur frrzf gb or whfg ylvat nebhaq; vs lbh qba'g unir nal hfr
	sbe uvz, ur'q znxr n terng crg sbe zl xvqf.

		Zvfgre, lbh qba'g xabj abguva' 'obhg navznyf.  Gung'f ab
		"qbaxrl," gung'f na NFF.  Lbh pna unir uvz vs lbh jnag uvz,
		ohg ur'f zvtugl bearel, naq rirel fb bsgra uvf onpx fgnegf
		gb vgpuva', naq ur jba'g ohqtr 'gvyy ln tb na' tvir vg n
		tbbq fpengpu.

Jryy, gur abhirnh-snezre cnvq sbe gur guerr navznyf naq fgnegrq sbe ubzr, jvgu
uvf chyyrg haqre bar nez, uvf pbpx haqre gur bgure, naq gur nff gehqtvat
nybat oruvaq.  Orsber ybat, gur nff fng qbja va gur ebnq, naq jbhyqa'g ohqtr.
Gur zna jnf nsenvq gb chg qbja gur chyyrg be gur pbpx gb fpengpu gur nff, sbe
srne gung bar bs gur navznyf jbhyq eha njnl.  Fb ur cyrnqrq, orttrq, naq
erivyrq gur nff, nyy gb ab ninvy.  Svanyyl, ur fnj nabgure ybpny snezre
nccebnpuvat, naq fvrmrq gur bccbeghavgl:
	
	"Rkphfr zr, pbhyq lbh ubyq zl pbpx naq chyyrg juvyr V fpengpu zl nff?"



(with apologies for my attempt at rural English)

-- 
	--Kevin Ilsen
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