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Subject: hillbilly joke
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Date: Thu, 3-Nov-83 14:46:09 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov  3 14:46:09 1983
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Once upon a time, a call-girl was driving to an appointment at night.
The route she was taking went over some country roads
in a very desolate area. Being late, she was driving fast, and went
off the road into a ditch, in the middle of nowhere.

She climbed out of the car and started walking, looking for help.
Some time later, she came upon a shack with two hillbillies, Clem
and Zeke, sitting on the porch.

Call-girl: "Hello there. My car is in a ditch down the road. Could
	you help me out?"

Zeke: "Well, we'd sure like to, but its dark. How about if we
      wait until morning?"

Call-girl: "That's OK with me, but I have no where to stay the night."

Clem: "You could spend the night with us; we have an extra bunk."

Call-girl: "Thanks..."

Later in the evening, when they had all gone to their respective beds,
the call-girl is feeling VERY grateful that she had a place to sleep,
and decided to "reward" her hosts:

Call-girl: "HEY YOU GUYS! It's VERY lonely over here. How about coming
	over and keeping me company?"

Zeke and Clem responded, and in a flash the three of them were in the
same bunk. As things got hot and heavy, she stopped everything and
said: "You guys don't want me to get pregnent, do you?"
They of course replied they didn't, at which point she produced
two rubbers. "Put these on, and you won't have anything to worry about!"
They did, and things progressed as you might expect. The next morning
they went and got the car out of the ditch, and the call-girl thanked
them and drove off.

About three days later, Zeke and Clem were sitting on the porch talking:

Zeke: "Remember that gal that spent the night here a couple of days back?"

Clem: "Yup!"

Zeke: "Do you really care if she gets pregnent or not?"

Clem: "Nope!"

Zeke: "What do you say we take these damned things off!!!"