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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Jesus subs for St. Peter - (nf)
Message-ID: <3601@uiucdcs.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 9-Nov-83 00:15:17 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  9 00:15:17 1983
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uokvax!ron    Oct 30 18:25:00 1983

that realy good.  in fact, i liked it better than my version (see 198).
i don't think there's anything wrong with reposting a joke to the net when
they style is so different.  so let's NOT see flames for this type of
reposted joke.  BUT, i'm not allowed to just comment on jokes without
telling a joke, so here goes....

WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING

this joke will be offensive to jews, blacks, mexicans, st. peter, all people
in heaven, god, and anyone else who has such a pea-sized brain they can't
look at a joke as just that, a JOKE.  it is to these people i rotate and
WARN ahead of time.  anyone who would go so far as to stop people from
seeing parts of notes (filtering out certain topics etc.) is probably the
type who will unrotate this joke just so they can get upset about 'having
to look at it'.  "after all," they say "this country was founded on
censorship..."

WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING

and now, another 'entrance to heaven' joke...

gur abezny yvar jnf jnvgvat gb trg vagb urnira.  fg. crgre jnf gurer
ng uvf abezny cbfg, fperravat nyy gur crbcyr jvfuvat gb tnva ragenapr
gb urnira.  gur svefg zna hc gung zbeavat jnf n wrj.
'naq jul fubhyq lbh or nyybjrq va urnira?' nfxrq fg. crgre.
'v nz n wrj!  v nz bar bs tbq'f pubbfra crbcyr.  v unir fhssrerq
cerwhqvpr sebz nyy gur bgure puevfgvnaf va gur jbeyq.  v unir
tvira zhpu gb gur cbbe,' ur ercyvrq.
'bx,' fnvq fg. crgre, 'fcryy TBQ'
't-b-q'
'lbhe va.  ARKG!'
n zrkvpna fgrccrq hc.
'naq jul fubhyq lbh or nyybjrq va urnira?' nfxrq fg. crgre.
'v unir nyjnlf orra cbbe.  v unir fhssrerq zl ragver yvsr.  ohg v
jnf nyjnlf snvgushy gb zl snzvyl, naq arire fgbyr.'
'fbhaq tbbqf,' fnvq fg. crgre, 'fcryy TBQ'
't-b-q'
'lbhe va.  ARKG!'
n oynpx zna jnf abj ng gur sebag bs gur yvar.
'naq jul fubhyq lbh or nyybjrq va urnira?' nfxrq fg. crgre.
'v arire unq n qbyyne gb zl anzr.  v jnf nyjnlf cbbe.  ohg v fhccbegrq
nyy bs zl xvqf, arire purngrq ba zl jvsr, naq v nyjnlf jrag gb puhepu.
'uzzzz,' fnvq fg. crgre.  'fcryy puelfnagurzhz...'

	eba

...pgink!hbxink!eba
...qhxr!hbx!hbxink!eba