Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site allegra.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!cbf From: cbf@allegra.UUCP Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Bogdanovich - Opus on a BAD film Message-ID: <1903@allegra.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Oct-83 09:58:48 EDT Article-I.D.: allegra.1903 Posted: Wed Oct 19 09:58:48 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 20-Oct-83 06:53:28 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 24 The Bogdanovich/Gazzara/Hepburn movie in question is, I believe, called *They All Laughed*. I remember it came out last year, but didn't get the reviews it needed to survive. Finally, I went back to "Loose Tails" and dug up the orginal quote from Bloom County's nonpareil penguin Opus, during his stint as a film critic for The Bloom Beacon. So imagine him at the typewriter. First frame: "George Phblat's new film, `Benji Saves the Universe', [but feel free to substitute your favorite overrated space epic] has brought the word `BAD' to news levels of badness." 2nd frame: "Bad acting. Bad effects. Bad everything. This bad film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene... Simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness." 3rd frame: [He looks distraught] 4th frame: "Well maybe not that bad, but Lord, it wasn't good." Berke Breathed --Charles (decvax!allegra!cbf)