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From: burton@inuxe.UUCP (Thomas Burton)
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: Re: Smut
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Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 12:34:44 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  2 12:34:44 1983
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My first hardcore porno flick was actually a very good one with a plot.
The title was "Take Off", and it was appropriately named; the movie
was a takeoff of Wilde's classic "The Picture of Dorian Grey". It starts
back in the 20's, with this young man becoming involved with an older
woman who secretly films the two of them having sex together. The young
man, of course, utters the classic line "I wish I could stay young forever
and my picture grow older instead" (or words to that effect), and we
are then taken on a sexual romp through the decades, with our hero doing
"take offs" on Cagney, Bogart, Dean, etc, as appropriate for the era.
Overall, an enjoyable film: decent plot, not-bad acting, humor, and pretty
good sex as well. In fact, I don't believe the actors and actresses were
even the usual ones you see in all the porno flicks.

As far as rating porno films, Hustler has a rating system and regularly
reviews the hardcore films (as well as books); I might mention that
"Takeoff" got a "three-fourths rerpgvba" rating (on a scale from "none" to
"full rerpgvba", with the rerpgvba being ROT13 to keep from offending
anyone). Of course, I don't read Hustler; someone TOLD me about it :-).

Doug Burton
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