Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!harpo!eagle!mhuxi!houxm!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!trsvax!gordon From: gordon@trsvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.nlang Subject: Re: Interesting use of language - (nf) Message-ID: <3305@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 24-Oct-83 00:19:03 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.3305 Posted: Mon Oct 24 00:19:03 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 19-Oct-83 22:11:33 EDT Lines: 42 #R:eisx:-62300:trsvax:54100007:000:1949 trsvax!gordon Oct 16 16:28:00 1983 In reference to the article: *********************************************************************** The other day I heard a radio ad for a white sale that touted: "Prices over 50%" I cannot decide if this means "over 50% off the regular price" or "up to 50% off the regular price". My first reaction was "over 50%" but when I heard it a second time, I began to think it was a slick way of wording designed to make the potential customer think he/she is getting a better deal than he/she really is. .... *********************************************************************** (End partial quote) Since this is an advertisment, I would interpret "Prices over 50%" as meaning that nothing was discounted lower than 50% of (not off) the original price. There is no implication that any prices were lowered, in fact, the ad is correct even if there were thousand-percent price increases on everything. Similarly, I always get a laugh out of the cold medicine commercials that advertise "up to 24 hours of relief", and I hope someone will add "Guaranteed, your money back if it doesn't wear off within 24 hours (side effects not included, of course)". They are well protected against being sued, since it unlikely that if the product malfunctions and works better than expected, the user would be inclined to sue. So far, I have not found any warranties that try this trick, but it's very common in ads. If I restate the claim to a store clerk ("Guaranteed to wear off in 24 hours, if it ever had any effect at all") they usually start to contradict me, think a little, and change the subject. Gordon Burditt {microsoft,parsec!ctvax}!trsvax!sneaky!gordon * UNIX is a trademark of AT&T * * BIG MAC is a trademark of McDonalds * Does anyone know whether "* UNIX is a trademark of AT&T" is claimed as a trademark of anyone? Can I make a fortune if I start selling "* UNIX is a trademark of AT&T" computers that run UN*X?