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From: gullen@utcsrgv.UUCP (Andrew Gullen)
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Date: Wed, 26-Oct-83 23:17:52 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 26 23:17:52 1983
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Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
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A recent headline from the Globe and Mail (self-styled "Canada's national
newspaper).

      Committee adopts procedure on home for aged drug tests

It seems that we have now extended our compassion, not only to things
non-human, and even inanimate, but even to things insubstantial.