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From: steve@cires.UUCP (steve smith)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: OPENING LINES...
Message-ID: <2100@cires.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Oct-83 14:41:52 EDT
Article-I.D.: cires.2100
Posted: Fri Oct  7 14:41:52 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 9-Oct-83 19:09:40 EDT
Organization: CIRES, University of Colorado, Boulder
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GOOD "OPENING LINES" WANTED:  here's one o' mine...

Say you wanna meet that nice lady (wherever you are)...
	1) Start by frantically looking about the floor, the seats, etc,
	   as if you have lost something very valuable.
	2) Sooner or later, that woman will have to ask, "What are
	   you looking for?"
	3) Your reply: "I lost my Congressional Medal of Honor."

				this is bound to either start a conversation
				or else you keep looking...
				
					-SSMITH  (...!cires!steve)