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From: debenedi@yale-com.UUCP (Robert DeBenedictis)
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Subject: Opening Line
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Date: Mon, 10-Oct-83 01:52:35 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 10 01:52:35 1983
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I will tactfully move near the object of my desire,
sip on my drink for while, and if intuition says "go"
I'll say:
    "Uh, who's your favorite humorist?"
    "Ever read B. Kliban's stuff"  [or Roz Chast or Larson]
    "You do!"
    "Well, I'v got ALL his books . . ."

Robert DeBenedictis