Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site mgweed.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!mhuxi!houxm!ihnp4!we13!mgweed!wfs From: wfs@mgweed.UUCP Newsgroups: net.sport Subject: True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Pt1) Message-ID: <4321@mgweed.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Oct-83 17:27:08 EDT Article-I.D.: mgweed.4321 Posted: Tue Oct 25 17:27:08 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Oct-83 09:10:12 EDT Organization: Western Electric - Montgomery Illinois Lines: 27 * True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Part 1) * Kuo had wanted to learn the art of boxing ever since he had been a little boy. Nearly every day he would search around but could never find a teacher who was willing enough to take in an orphan-much less a shabbily dressed one who made his living by selling firewood, or begging for handouts when it was necessary. All this made him the target of a group of rogues who belonged to a secret Tong society led by a young man called Hsia, who would always tease him whenever they met and remark: "There goes dimwit Kuo, who wishes to know, but alas, what a poor fellow!" hoping to draw Kuo into a fight so that they could practice boxing-which they had learned from their unscrupulous teachers-on him for real. One day, Kuo could no longer take any more of the constant humiliation and struck hastily and blindly at one of young men. But he hit nothing, and only added more fuel to the fire, as the group burst out in uncontrollable laughter at the comical fury they had unleashed. Hey, Kuo needs a few lessons, doesn't he? Should we teach him a few? The leader Hsia questioned his counterparts almost jokingly, but they all agreed in unison. A fist went into his abdomen as Kuo missed his opponent once again. Here is your first lesson, Kuo! And your second and your third! The bully insulted him as Kuo was knocked to the ground in only a few moves, and the other members of the group began to kick him mercilessly. Ho! You boys! Stop immediately! An aged monk interceded, kneeling over to the injured Kuo and helping him up. Hey! Hsia shouted angrely, why would you save such a miserable fellow, old monk? .........(Cont'd in part 2)