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Subject: Why Christmas is in October
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Date: Thu, 3-Nov-83 00:34:06 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov  3 00:34:06 1983
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Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC, of course.

(I don't care whether you've heard it before.)