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From: dlcathey@uok.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 23:28:41 EST
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uok!dlcathey    Nov  1 13:15:00 1983

I like the other version, also:

	A drunk is walking home in a cemetary and falls in a grave.
He trys and trys to clmb out, but doesn't have the strength.  He cries
out for help, but nobody is there.  Tired and depressed, he decides
to sleep and try again in the morning.
	Later, another drunk falls in the grave with him.  He tries
to climb out and screams for help.  This wakes the other drunk who
just sits and watches him desparately try to get out.
	Finally he says to him, "You can't get out of here."  and
suddenly he does.