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Subject: Yokel Joke (rot 13)
Message-ID: <133@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 15:25:11 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  2 15:25:11 1983
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N lbxry sebz gur onpx-jbbqf, univat pbzr vagb fbzr zbarl,
zbirq gb gur zrgebcbyvf.  Nf ur jnaqrerq nebhaq, ivrjvat gur
pebjqf jrnevat gur yngrfg va pybgurf, ur qrpvqrq gung ur whfg
unq gb cbffrff n fhvg (bs snfuvbanoyr phg naq snoevp).

Qrpvqvat gb unir uvf fhvg phfgbz gnvyberq ( V gbyq lbh ur unq n
ybg bs zbarl), ur jnyxrq vagb n Zra'f fgber; naq fryrpgrq n 
snoevp.

lbxry : " Ubj zhpu bs guvf pybgu vf arrqrq gb znxr n fhvg?"
fgber pyrex : " Nccebkvzngryl 5 zrgerf fve."
lbxry : " V ernyyl yvxr guvf pybgu.  Jul qba'g lbh fryy zr
           15 zrgerf, ohg znxr n fvatyr fhvg sebz 5 zrgerf.
           V'yy gnxr gur erznvavat pybgu ubzr."

Svanyyl gur ovt qnl neevirq, naq gur fhvg jnf qryvirerq. 
Gur lbxry chg vg ba, naq fgnegrq jnaqrevat nobhg gur ohfl fgerrgf.
Hasbeghangryl, uvf onpxjbbqf tneo unq arire vapyhqrq mvccref.
Nf ur jnaqrerq, na nccraqntr (naq V qba'g zrna nezf & yrtf) jnf
qnatyvat bhg.

Bguref abgvprq naq fgnerq, naq fbba n pebjq tngurerq. "Jbj! gur
lbxry gubhtug, guvf fhvg vf ernyyl znxvat n uvg".  Jnaqrevat 
nvzyrffyl, ur fcbggrq n Erfgnhenag jvgu n yvir npg.

Gur cynpr jnf uhzzvat jvgu npgvivgl.  Ba fgntr, n fvatre jnf
nobhg gb fgneg ure fbat.  Nf ur jnyxrq va, qnatyvat, guebhtu
gur qbbe - gurer jnf noehcg fvyrapr.

"Guvf vf greevsvp!", gubhtug gur lbxry, "Zl arj fhvg unf gurz
fcrrpuyrff.  V bjr vg gb zl snaf gb tvir gurz n fubeg fcrrpu".
Jnyxvat hc gb gur fgntr, ur gbbx gur zvpebcubar sebz gur unaqf
bs gur abj fvyrag cresbezre.

"Ynqvrf naq Tragyrzna"; ur naabhaprq, trfghevat gbjneqf uvf gebhfref,
"Jung V unir ba zr vf bayl 5 zrgerf.  Gur erznvavat 10 zrgerf, V 
yrsg ng ubzr".