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From: sanders@aecom.UUCP (Jeremy Sanders)
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Subject: Yet another nun joke
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Date: Wed, 2-Nov-83 12:57:50 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  2 12:57:50 1983
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Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY
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three nuns died and went to heaven. at the gate to heaven they were told
that each would have to answer a question and if they answered correctly,
they would be allowed to enter.
st. peter asked the first nun,"what is the meaning of the resurrection?"
she answered , "it means that jesus died and rose again...."
and sirens started flashing, and lights blinking, and streamers flying, 
and st. peter said,"correct! you may enter heaven."
now he asked the second nun,"what is the meaning of the immaculate conception?"
and she answered," it means that mary was a virgin and yet she got pregnant..."
and the sirens started flashing, and lights blinking, and streamers flying,
and st peter said, "correct! you may enter heaven."
and now st. peter asked the third nun, "what was the first thing eve said to
adam ?"
and the nun thought, and scratched her head, and said, "my, that's a hard one."
and the sirens started flashing.......

					Eliyahu Teitz c/o
					Jeremy Sanders
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