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Subject: limerick attributed to Woodrow Wilson
Message-ID: <353@pucc-h>
Date: Thu, 3-Nov-83 02:14:07 EST
Article-I.D.: pucc-h.353
Posted: Thu Nov  3 02:14:07 1983
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I sat next to the Duchess at tea;
It was just as I feared it would be--
   Her rumblings abdominal
   Were truly phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me!