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From: walsh@ihuxi.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Pope joke (May be offensive to Catholics!)
Message-ID: <641@ihuxi.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 4-Nov-83 16:43:29 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov  4 16:43:29 1983
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A priest, a cardinal, and the Pope were all riding in a car. There was an
accident and they all died. One at a time, they approached the Pearly
Gates. St. Peter asked the priest, "Have you ever had sex with a woman?"
The priest replied, "Yes, only once." St. Peter said, "Only once! That's
pretty good. You can have a Chevy to drive around in heaven."

Then the cardinal stepped up to the gates. St. Peter asked, "Have you ever
had sex with a woman?" The cardinal replied, "Well, yes. Seven times."
St. Peter said, "Well, that's not very good. But, I've seen worse, so you
can have a motorcycle to drive around in heaven."

About a week later, the priest was driving down the road in his Chevy, when
he saw the cardinal lying in a ditch next to his wrecked motorcycle, laughing 
hysterically. The priest asked him, "Why are you laughing when you've just
lost the only possession you had in heaven?" The cardinal answered, "Because
I just saw the Pope." The priest said, "What does he have, a Cadillac?"
The cardinal said, "No. Roller skates!!"    


(I'm sorry if I've offended any Chevy owners, Cadillac owners, or roller
skate owners)