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From: ejk47@ihuxn.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Limerick
Message-ID: <406@ihuxn.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 7-Nov-83 08:19:57 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov  7 08:19:57 1983
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Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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There was a young maiden named Myrtle;
Who had an affair with a turtle;
And what's more phenomenal;
Was that her swelling abdominal;
Proved to Myrtle that the turtle was fertile.




Sorry for the offensiveness to turtles and maidens named Myrtle.