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From: rcj@burl.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: letter from Playgirl
Message-ID: <370@burl.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Nov-83 10:03:36 EST
Article-I.D.: burl.370
Posted: Tue Nov  8 10:03:36 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 9-Nov-83 20:59:00 EST
Organization: Western Electric, Burlington, NC
Lines: 36


				PLAYGIRL, Inc.
				Centerfold Division
				Philadelphia, Pa.  19369


Dear Sir:

Your name has been submitted to us with your photo.  I regret
to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our
centerfold.

On a scale of 1 to 10, your body was rated a minus 2 by a panel
of women ranging in age from 60 to 75 years.  We tried to assemble
a panel in the age bracket of 25 to 35 years, but we could not get
them to stop laughing long enough to reach a decision.

Should the taste of the American women ever change so drastically
that bodies such as yours would be appropriate in our centerfold,
you will be notified by this office.  Please, don't call us.

Sympathetically,



Amanda S. Smith
PLAYGIRL, Inc.

ASS/gas

P.S.  We also commend you for your unusual pose.  Were you wounded
in the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?
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