Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site linus.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!ki From: ki@linus.UUCP (Kevin Ilsen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Numerically encoded expletives (ROT13) Message-ID: <440@linus.UUCP> Date: Wed, 9-Nov-83 09:05:24 EST Article-I.D.: linus.440 Posted: Wed Nov 9 09:05:24 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 10-Nov-83 02:45:17 EST Organization: MITRE Corp., Bedford MA Lines: 55 Sorry if these have made the rounds already, but here goes: Znantrzrag jvfurf gb oevat gb gur nggragvba bs nyy crefbaary gur snpg gung fbzr vaqvivqhnyf unir orra hfvat nohfvir ynathntr va gur rkpunatr bs abezny ireony pbzzhavpngvbaf eryngvir gb gur cresbeznapr bs ebhgvar npgvivgvrf ba gur cerzvfrf. Guvf cenpgvpr zhfg prnfr vzzrqvngryl. Gur sbyybjvat pbqrq yvfg vf cebivqrq gb crezvg vaqvivqhny serrqbz bs rkcerffvba naq nyybj nyy gur bhgyrgf bs sehfgengvba va n pyrne, pbapvfr znaare. Vg jvyy cebir n irel rssrpgvir gbby, naq vs rzcyblrq cebcreyl, jvyy bssraq ab bar jvgu qryvpngr rnef. Gb cerirag zvfgnxvat gurfr pbzzhavpngvba pbqrf jvgu qrcnegzrag ahzoref naq/be gryrcubar rkgrafvbaf, Znantrzrag unf nffvtarq gur 800 naq 900 frevrf ahzoref gb or hgvyvmrq sbe lbhe pbairavrapr naq pynevgl. 801 Lbh tbggn or fuvggvat zr. 831 Vg jba'g shpxvat jbex. 802 Trg bss zl shpxvat onpx. 832 Tb cbhaq fnaq va lbhe nff. 803 Orngf gur fuvg bhg bs zr. 833 Shpx bss. 804 Jung gur shpx. 834 Jub pnyyrq guvf shpxvat zrrgvat? 805 Vg'f fb shpxvat onq V pna'g 835 Shpxrq hc orlbaq ercnve. oryvrir vg. 836 Nqvbf, zbgure shpxre. 806 V ungr guvf shpxvat cynpr. 837 Vqvbg, lbh qba'g xabj lbhe nff 807 Guvf cynpr fhpxf. sebz svefg onfr. 808 Shpx lbh irel zhpu. 838 Ab fuvg. 809 Ybiryl, fvzcyl shpxvat ybiryl. 839 Ab shpxvat fuvg. 810 Gung qnza pyho. 900 Haorshpxvatyl oryvrinoyr. 811 Qnza shpx fuvg cvff. 901 Pbby vg, guvf vf zl jvsr/uhfonaq 812 Trg orag. xrrc lbhe zbhgu fuhg. 813 Xvff zl nff, ohqql. 902 Gnxr lbhe gvzr, V qba'g jnag gb or 814 V ernyyl qba'g tvir n fuvg. fghpx jvgu guvf nff sbe yhapu. 815 Shpx vg V'z ba fnynel. 903 Uryc zr haybnq guvf zbgure. 816 Fgvpx vg va lbhe shpxvat rne. 904 Url onol, yrg'f onyy ng yhapu. 817 Cvff ba gur jubyr shpxvat cebwrpg. 905 V'z serr gbavtug. 818 Shpx vg, whfg cynva shpx vg. 906 Gvrq hc jvgu jvsr/uhfonaq gbavtug. 819 Ubg fuvg. 907 Zl jvsr/uhfonaq vf bhg bs gbja. 820 Ubg shpxvat fuvg. 908 Yrg'f gnxr bss fvpx gbtrgure. 821 Ovgpuva'. 909 Zrrg lbh ng gur zbgry. 822 Gryy fbzrbar jub tvirf n fuvg. 910 Yrg'f genqr shpxvat cnegaref. 823 Qba'g trg fb shpxvat jvfr. 911 Fbeel ubarl, ohg vg'f gung gvzr. 824 V qba'g tvir n shpx, fb gurer. 912 Jvyy fur be jba'g fur? 825 Shpx lbh va gur urneg, Wnpx. 913 Jvyy ur be jba'g ur? 826 !*&#$%*!, lbh fba bs n ovgpu. 914 O. B. O. (Ohmm bss ovgpu.) 827 Jungrire lbh fnl, nffubyr. 915 Nafjre gur shpxvat cubar. 828 Jub gur shpx jnf gung? 916 V'z abg n shpxvat znpuvar. 829 Jung gur shpx jnf gung? 917 Vg'f abg zl shpxvat wbo. 830 Shpx lbh, gbb. If there are any serious omissions, don't blame me. I didn't compile the list; I just typed it in from an old, tattered printed copy. -- --Kevin Ilsen {allegra,genrad,ihnp4,utzoo,philabs,uw-beaver}!linus!ki (UUCP) linus!ki@mitre-bedford (MIL)