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From: ladew@ihuxm.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Tasteless Joke !! (offensive to wine drinkers)
Message-ID: <693@ihuxm.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 9-Nov-83 14:41:30 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  9 14:41:30 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 11-Nov-83 01:42:46 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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A stranger walked into this corner restaurant in Manhatten on a crowded
Saturday night.  He pompously announced that even with a blindfold on him
he could identify any wine.
The challenge was immediatly excepted.  A dark cloth was placed over his
eyes, and wine after wine was handed to him.
"Lafite-Rothschild, 1958," he would announce, Or, "Bernkasteler Badstube,
1951."  And he always was right.
Finally someone handed him a glass he couldn't identify. He sipped, and
sipped again.  Suddenly he pulled off the blindfold and spat it out.
"Hell,man! This is urine! Plain fresh urine!"
"yes," said a small voice in the background, "but whose"


                          Joe Strikes Again !!
                               ihuxm!ladew

sorry if it offended you wine drinkers, bar owners, or anybody who lives in
                                                                Manhatten.