Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxl!houxm!ihnp4!fortune!crane From: crane@fortune.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Swedish fishermen joke Message-ID: <1762@fortune.UUCP> Date: Wed, 9-Nov-83 15:59:56 EST Article-I.D.: fortune.1762 Posted: Wed Nov 9 15:59:56 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 11-Nov-83 02:08:52 EST Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 26 Ja den der vas the yoke about de two Svedish fishermen. De vent out on de lake in der boat vun day and found a very good spot to catch fish. De got about a hundert or so fish dat day. On de vay back vun of them says to de other: "I hope you can remember vhere ve vas today and caught all dem fish". The second vun says: "Naturally, I'm not so dumb. Vhile ve vas out dere I put an X in det bottom of de boat." The first vun den says: "You idiot! Vhat if somebody steals de boat?" ---------------------------------------------------------- Note: this joke is not rotated. It vas (excuse me, WAS) done in a Swedish accent. Don't flame me. I am very proud of my Swedish heritage and was just having a little fun with it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Hej pa alla de Svenskarna darutte. Hoppas att ni forstar det har. (Sorry these terminals don't have umlauts.)