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From: ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP (Mike Ciaraldi)
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Subject: Authentic Russian Joke
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Date: Fri, 11-Nov-83 13:10:59 EST
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From: Mike Ciaraldi  <ciaraldi>
This is supposed to be a real joke told in Russia.
First a little background:

There are two main newspapers in the USSR. "Pravda" is the
official Communist Party newspaper. "Izvestia" is the
government-run newspaper.  In Russian, "Pravda" means
"Truth", and "Izvestia" means "News". What's the difference
between them? As they say in Moscow..


   When you read "Pravda" you won't find any news,
   and when you read "Izvestia" you won't find any truth!


Mike Ciaraldi