Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!harpo!seismo!rochester!gary From: gary@rochester.UUCP (Gary Cottrell) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: El Salvador Joke Message-ID: <3801@rochester.UUCP> Date: Fri, 11-Nov-83 15:50:24 EST Article-I.D.: rocheste.3801 Posted: Fri Nov 11 15:50:24 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 13-Nov-83 06:20:38 EST Sender: gary@rocheste.UUCP Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 14 From: Gary Cottrell This is popular in El Salvador: The top brass decide to go fishing. The head of defense is there, along with the head of the National Guard. They fish all day, and get nothing. Finally towards the end of the day, the Defense Minister gets a bite. He hauls it in, and it turns out to be a very small fish. He wants to throw it back, but the National Guard leader wants to keep it. Finally, the Guard leader convinces the Defense minister to give him the fish. He grabs the fish by the tail, and starts whacking it back and forth with his open hand, shouting, "Where are the big ones! Tell us where the big ones are!" gary cottrell