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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Yet Another Golfer Joke \(YAGY\)
Message-ID: <68@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Nov-83 01:07:30 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 18 01:07:30 1983
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash
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Seems this rather poor golfer had just landed his Titleist* on top of an
anthill. His first swing grabbed up a giant divot of earth, decimating
the ant population in an eyeblink. His second swing was no better placed,
and further reduced the population. Several swings later, there were only
two ants remaining. One turned to the other and said:

"If we want to survive this holocaust, we'd better get on the ball!"

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Apologies to ants, duffers, and those who shoot Titleists*
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*Titleist is a registered trademark (R) of Acushnet.


from the ever smiling, ever happy fingers of:          .).
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Gary Benson @ John Fluke Mfg. Co. 
Everett, WA