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Subject: Yet Another Indian Joke - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 13-Nov-83 21:29:27 EST
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Posted: Sun Nov 13 21:29:27 1983
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uiuccsb!grogers    Nov 13 10:56:00 1983





A long time ago, after the treaties with the indians were signed, the indians
were employed to help drive the cattle herds.  Now these indians all lived on
reservations, and still hunted all of their food, and made all of their clothes,
so they didn't need the money that was paid them.  Typically, the average 
indian would blow it all on one wild night in town at the conclusion of the 
drive.  

So it was that after a long drive, the chief found himself in town with a large
wad of money, and decided to go to the local house of ill repute and have a 
good time.  

The chief wandered in to the place and said to the madame "ME WANT WOMAN!".  The
madame, wanting to keep the high standards of her establishment replied, "O.K. 
chief, but answer me some questions first.  Do you have any money?"  The chief
said "ME GOT PLENTY MONEY" as he waved a fist-full of dollars.  Next, the madame
asked "O.K. chief, have you got any experience?"  The chief thought and said
"ME NO GOT EXPERIENCE", and the madame told the chief to be on his way, because
she ran a class place.  

Well, the chief was very frustrated.  On the way back to the reservation, the
chief spotted a lone tree on the plains with a knothole about waist high.
Being in his current state, the chief decided to relieve some of his tensions
with that knothole.  

A year passed, and their probably wasn't a tree within 500 miles that hadn't 
been violated by the chief.  So when the end of the next cattle drive came, 
the chief was paid and went to the same house of ill repute.  Except this time,
he had two fists full of money, as he hadn't spent the money from last year. 

The chief walks in and says, "ME WANT WOMAN!".  The madame, wanting to keep
the high standards of the establishment replied, "O.K. chief, but answer me
some questions first.  Do you have any money?"  The chief said "ME GOT PLENTY
MONEY" as he waved two fist-fulls of cash.  Next the madame asked "o.k. chief,
have you got any experience?"  The chief thought back to all of the trees, and
said "ME GOT PLENTY EXPERIENCE".  The madame then lightened up the chief about
twenty potatoes, and sent him upstairs to her best girl.  

The chief is sitting on the bed when the girl walks in and the chief says "TAKE
OFF CLOTHES" at which time the lady obliged.  Next, the chief said "BEND OVER",
and the lady thought, well, it's the chief's money, he can take it any way he 
wants.  

So the chief gets up and kicks the shit out of the lady, knocking her all of    
the way across the room.  The surprised prostitute gets up and screams "Why did
you do that?"  The chief calmly replied  "ME CHECKUM FOR BEES!"



g. rogers
(...pur-ee!uiucdcs!grogers)