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Subject: Re: El Salvador Joke - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 13-Nov-83 21:40:50 EST
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uicsl!pollack    Nov 13 18:35:00 1983

Here's another, sung to the tune of a recently popular
Dolly Parton tune:

Salvadoran Guardsman sing "9 to 5"

We're from El Salvador, but we work for Uncle Sam,
We fight the civil war, ragin' over this land.
Our new uniforms, are union-made in Dixie land,
and for breakfast each morn', we get grade-A Virginia Ham!

Workin' 9 to 5, thats the way we make our living,
As we shoot we cry, that the commies are invading,
But its all a lie, its just peasants that we're killing,
And we stay alive, cause we're doing Reagan's bidding!

Oh that Green Beret, he really is a pisser,
Works for the CIA, the Peace Corp & VISTA,
He shows us the way, to kill our brothers and sisters,
With no guilt to pay, since they're only "communistas"!

Workin' 9 to 5, thats the way we make our living
As we shoot we cry, that the commies are infiltering
But its all a jive, its just indians that we're killing
And we stay alive, cause we do the Yanqui's bidding!

If you pay us more, we will work overtime,
Shooting archbishops, and raping girls of nine,
Burning villages up, shooting peasants in a line,
You may think its rough, but we're having a great time!

Workin' 9 to 5, getting fat like Jackie Gleason,
As we shoot we cry, that the Cubans are the reason,
for the people to die, since they're all engaged in treason,
But its just genocide, all year long, every season!