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From: mike@uokvax.UUCP
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Subject: Italian Joke (ROT13) - (nf)
Message-ID: <3813@uiucdcs.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 13-Nov-83 22:13:24 EST
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Posted: Sun Nov 13 22:13:24 1983
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uokvax!mike    Nov 10 23:05:00 1983

May be offensive to Italians, but it's just a joke, so don't take offense.

Bar qnl Vzn tbaan Qrgebvg gb ovttn ubgry, vaan zbeavat, V tb qbja gb
rng oernxsnfg, V gryyn gur jnvgerff V jnaan gjb cvffrf gbnfg, fur oevatn
zr bayl bar cvff, V gryy ure V jnaan gjb cvff, fur fnl tb gb gur gbvyrg,
V fnl lbh ab haarefgnaq, V jnaan gjb cvff ban zl cyngr, fur fnl lbh orggre
ab cvff baan gur cyngr, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu.  V qba'g rira xabj gur ynql naq
fur pnyy zr fbaan zn ovgpu.
Yngre V tb bhg gb rng ng gur ovttn erfgnhenag.  Gur jnvgerff oevat zr n
fcbba naq xavsr ohg ab sbpx.  V gryyn ure V jnaan sbpx.  Fur gryyf zr rirel-
bar jnaan sbpx.  V gryy ure lbh ab haarefgnaq, V jnaan sbpx baan gnoyr.
Fur fnl lbh orggre abg sbpx ba gur gnoyr, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu.
Fb V tb gb zl ebbz vaan ubgry naq gurer vf ab fuvgf baan zl orq.  V pnyy
gur znantre naq gryyn uvz V jnaan fuvg, ur gryy zr tb gb gur gbvyrg.  V
fnl lbh ab haarefgnaq, V jnaan fuvg baan gur orq.  Ur fnl lbh orggre ab fuvg
baan gur orq, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu.
V tb onpx gb qn purpx bhg naq qn zna ng qn qrfx fnl "Crnpr gb lbh".  V fnl
"Cvff baan lbh gbb, lbh fbaan zn ovgpu."  V tbaan onpxn gb Vgnyl.

Guvf wbxr vf abg vagraqrq gb ervasbepr nalbar'f fgrerbglcr bs Vgnyvnaf.