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From: dlcathey@uok.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Please submit JOKES only!!! - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 13-Nov-83 22:19:07 EST
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uok!dlcathey    Nov 12 17:30:00 1983

you tell 'em, emrath and dave!  i always enjoy a good yasem...

					uok!dlcathey

but finally, a joke /* just for your sake... */

A golfers wife finallt convinces him to take her out for a few holes.  The
golfer tees off and slices it behind the maintaince barn.
"Sh*t!", he exclaims, "Now I will have to lay it out and take a penalty".
"Silly," says his wife, "just open the large doors and shot through it".
So they open the doors and shoots through.  Unfortunatly, the ball hits a
beam in the barn, bounces back, hits his wife in the head, and kills her.
Several days later, he is out with a friend.  They reach the same hole,
he hits his ball and, once again, it lands behind the barn.  As he starts
to take his penalty, his frieind says "Just open the doors and shoot through
it."
To which he replies, "Naw, I better not.  Last time I did, I got a 9 for
the hole".