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From: rcj@burl.UUCP (R. Curtis Jackson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: two Texas jokes, somewhat sexist (rot13)
Message-ID: <381@burl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 14-Nov-83 09:26:38 EST
Article-I.D.: burl.381
Posted: Mon Nov 14 09:26:38 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 15-Nov-83 06:38:56 EST
Organization: Western Electric, Burlington, NC
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Gur svefg wbxr vf n cnencuenfr sebz n fbat ol (V oryvrir) Wreel Wrss
Jnyxre.  Ur vf gnyxvat nobhg n jryy-raqbjrq ynql sevraq va Grknf:

V qba'g jnag gb fnl gung fur unq ovt gvgf, ohg bar qnl V nfxrq ure whfg
ubj ovt gurl jnf, naq fur fnvq, "7 naq 7/8".  V fnvq, "7 naq 7/8?!  Jung
qvq lbh zrnfher 'rz jvgu?"  Naq fur fnvq, "N Fgrgfba."

Frpbaq bar:

Onpx va gur tbbq byr qnlf va Grknf, jura fgntrpbnpurf naq gur yvxr jnf
cbchyne, gurer jrer guerr crbcyr va n fgntrpbnpu bar qnl:  n gehr
erq-oybbqrq obea-naq-envfrq Grknf tragyrzna, n graqresbbg pvgl-fyvpxre
sebz onpx Rnfg, naq n ornhgvshy naq jryy-raqbjrq Grknf ynql.  Gur
pvgl-fyvpxre xrcg rlrvat gur ynql, naq svanyyl ur yrnarq sbejneq naq
fnvq, "Ynql, V'yy tvir lbh n dhnegre sbe n oybj wbo."  Gur Grknf
tragyrzna ybbxrq nccnyyrq, chyyrq bhg uvf cvfgby, naq xvyyrq gur
pvgl-fyvpxre ba gur fcbg.  Gur ynql tnfcrq naq fnvq, "Gunax lbh, fhu,
sbe qrsraqva' znu ubabe!"  Jurerhcba gur Grkna ubyfgrerq uvf tha naq
fnvq, "Lbhe ubabe, uryy!!  Ab graqresbbg vf tbaan envfr gur cevpr
bs jbzra va Grknf!!"

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