Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!dave From: dave@rlgvax.UUCP (Dave Maxey) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: "Login: I must be going..." Message-ID: <1404@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 14-Nov-83 19:55:16 EST Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1404 Posted: Mon Nov 14 19:55:16 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 15-Nov-83 23:56:59 EST Organization: CCI Office Systems Group, Reston, VA Lines: 14 From the book *"Hello, I Must Be Going", by Charlotte Chandler about Groucho Marx; the following is a discussion between Groucho and one of his nurses when she wanted his advice: Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid. Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together. Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating? Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other. - Dave Maxey (alias tbm) {seismo,mcnc,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!dave *Copyright Doubleday & Company, Inc., 1978 All rights reserved