Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site clyde.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!lda From: lda@clyde.UUCP (Larry D. Auton) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Aunt Ethel was such a bad driver that Message-ID: <242@clyde.UUCP> Date: Tue, 15-Nov-83 12:07:36 EST Article-I.D.: clyde.242 Posted: Tue Nov 15 12:07:36 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 16-Nov-83 04:37:49 EST Organization: Bell Labs Whippany NJ Lines: 7 Aunt Ethel was such a bad driver that she got four tickets on her written driving test. Later, when Uncle George came home he found the car in the kitchen. "How did you get the car in the kitchen?" he bellowed at Aunt Ethel. She replied "It was easy. I took a left when I got to the living room." -- Larry Auton WECo @ BTL WH 2C-123 (201)386-4272 ihnp4!clyde!lda