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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: first love... - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 16-Nov-83 05:02:57 EST
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uokvax!ron    Nov 14 16:43:00 1983


a caveman was about to make a move on a cavewoman.  he went up
to her and kissed her on the lips.  she said 'ugggh!'.  
he replied with a enthusiastic 'ooooh ooooh!'.  
he then proceded to hug her.  'mmmmm uggga!', she said.
'onga onga onga', he said, anticipating victory.
now he hugged her AND kissed her.  'ooooh.  this good!' she groaned.
'mmmmm.  yes.  good', he said.  'go to cave.  do more'
'yes, cave, more.  what you call this,' she asked?
'call "make love",' he replied.
the cavewomen leaped backed and touched her forehead.  'oooh.  owwww.  
headache.  have headache'.

	ron
...ctvax!uokvax!ron
...duke!uok!uokvax!ron

ps   sure, it's a groaner.  let's hear some BETTER cave{wo}man jokes.