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From: walsh@ihuxi.UUCP (B. Walsh)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Elephant Parts
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Date: Wed, 16-Nov-83 10:28:50 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 16 10:28:50 1983
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A couple took their young son to his first visit to the circus, and by
chance their seats were next to the elephant pen. When his father got
up to buy some popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that long thing
on the elephant?"
  "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
  "No, not THAT."
  "Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
  "No, Mom. Down underneath!"
  His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing." Pretty soon the
father returned, and the mother went off to get some soda. As soon as
she had left, the boy repeated his question.
  "That's the elephant's trunk, son."
  "Dad, I KNOW what an elephant's trunk is. The thing at the other end."
  "Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
  "NO! Down THERE."
  The father took a look and explained, "That's the elephant's penis."
  "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"
  The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've SPOILED that woman!"


B. Walsh