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From: lps@ihps2.UUCP (Uncle Lar)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: OLD JOKES (ROT 13)
Message-ID: <110@ihps2.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 17-Nov-83 14:26:52 EST
Article-I.D.: ihps2.110
Posted: Thu Nov 17 14:26:52 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 19-Nov-83 01:28:12 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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D:	Jurer qb lbh trg ivetva jbby?

N:	Sebz furrc gur furcureqref pbhyqa'g pngpu!


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D:	Jung qb lbh pnyy n tvey jub pna fhpx tbys onyyf guebhtu n ubfr?

N:	Qneyvat


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D:	Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur Serapuzna jub unq nfguzn?

N:	Ur pbhyq bayl pngpu uvf oerngu va fangpurf.


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Gurer jrer guerr byq zra fvggvat va n ergverzrag ubzr qvfphffvat
guvatf gurl jbhyq yvxr gb unir.  Gur svefg thl jnf 70 lrnef byq
naq fnvq, "Jung V jbhyqa'g tvir gb gnxr n tbbq 2 zvahgr cvff
rirel zbeavat."  Gur frpbaq thl jnf 80 lrnef byq naq fnvq,
"Jung V jbhyqa'g tvir sbe n tbbq urnygul fuvg rirel zbeavat."
Gur guveq thl jnf 90 naq fnvq, "V gnxr n avpr ybat cvff 7:30 rirel
zbeavat naq ng 8 V gnxr n avpr urnygul fuvg.  Ohg jung V jbhyqa'g
tvir gb trg bhg bs orq orsber abba!"

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Bar qnl guvf thl jub jbexrq sbe n ovt bvy pbzcnal jnf genafsreerq
gb gur Zvq-Rnfg gb jbex ba gur bvy evtf bhg gurer.  Gur pbzcnal
jbhyqa'g fraq uvf snzvyl nybat jvgu uvz fb ur unq gb tb nybar.
Jura ur tbg gurer ur sbhaq gung ur jnf va gur zvqqyr bs abjurer
jvgubhg nal perngher pbzsbegf sbe zvyrf nebhaq.

Nobhg fvk zbaguf yngre gur thl vf tbvat penml.  Ur jnf fb sehfgengrq
frkhnyyl gung ur qvqa'g xabj jung gb qb.  Svanyyl ur nfxrq bar bs
gur bgure zra gurer jung gurl qvq gb eryvrir gurve frkhny sehfgengvbaf.
Gur thl gbyq uvz gurl hfrq gur furrc gung jrer bhg oruvaq bar bs gur
furqf.  Gur thl qrpvqrq gung ur jnfa'g gung ubeal naq pbhyq cebonoyl
ubyq bhg sbe fbzr gvzr lrg.  Ohg ol gur raq bs gur jrrx ur jnf fb
sehfgengrq gung ur pbhyqa'g fgnaq vg nal ybatre naq ur jrag oruvaq
gur furq jurer gur furrc jrer naq tenoorq bar naq fgnegrq onatvat njnl
ng vg.  Cerggl fbba n pebjq unq tngurerq naq ol gur gvzr gur thl unq 
svavfurq gurl jrer nyy ynhtuvat ng uvz.  Ur ybbxrq hc naq nfxrq vs gur
jnl ur unq qbar vg jnf ernyyl shaal.  Gur thl fnvq, "Ab, ohg lbh cvpxrq
gur htyl bar!"