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From: wmb@sun.UUCP (Mitch Bradley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Tom Lehrer II
Message-ID: <348@sun.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 16-Nov-83 21:58:51 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 16 21:58:51 1983
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How about this one (I don't remember the title).

So long, Mom, I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
And while you swelter, down there in your shelter,
You can see me, on your TV.
While we're attacking frontally
Watch Brinkeley and Hunteley
Describing contrapuntally
the cities we have lost -
No need for you to miss a minute of the agonizing holocost.

Little Johnny Jones he was a US pilot
And no shrinking violet was
Yes he was mighty proud when World War III was decleared
He wasn't scared! No Siree!

And this is what said on
His way to Armageddon:

So long, Mom, I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
And though I may roam I'll come back to my home,
Although it may be,
A pile of debris.
Remember Mommy, I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami and try to smile somehow.
I'll look for when the war is over
(dramatic pause) an hour and a half from now!

Acknowledgements to Tom Lehrer.

		Mitch Bradley
		Sun Microsystems, Inc.