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Subject: revolution joke with political comme - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 17-Nov-83 23:16:34 EST
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smu!leff    Nov 16 08:43:00 1983

The revolutionary leader was speaking to his followers:

"It will all be peaches and cream after the revolution."

The crowd goes "Hooray, horray"

A small voice from an old man in the back comes back,
"But, I don't like peaches and cream."

The revolutionary leader again exhorts,

"After the revolution it will be all be peaches and cream."

The crowd gives a hearty, "Yeah, yeah"

Again, the man says plaintively, "But, I don't like peaches and cream."

The revolutionary leader glowers at the man and says again,

"After the revolution, it will all be peaches and cream."

The crowd gives it's usual cheers and the man again complains that he
doesn't like peaches and cream.

The revolutionary leader then states firmly,
"After the revolution, you will have peaches and cream and you WILL LIKE
peaches and cream."

Acknowledgements to Dr. Silberstein at Polytechnic who told me this one.

My answer is:

The technocrat over the super-duper two-way national network gives a message,

"Now that the technocrats have taken over, all people will be issued
a ration of whole wheat flower, non-fat dry milk solids, and soybeans since
that is the most efficient way to get protein.  That is all you will get to eat,whether you like it or not."