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From: walsh@ihuxi.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: AFGJ (Another Fairy Godmother Joke)
Message-ID: <689@ihuxi.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Nov-83 16:00:51 EST
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Posted: Fri Nov 18 16:00:51 1983
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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother
appears on front of her in a beautiful, shining blue gown and tells
her she can have any three wishes she wants.
  "Well," says the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really
rich."
  And - POOF! - her rocking chair turns into solid gold.
  "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely
young princess."
  And - POOF! - she's metamorphosed into a dazzling young woman.
  "You get a third wish," reminds the fairy godmother gently, and
just then the old lady's cat walks across the porch in front of them.
  "Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks, and - POOF! -
there before her stands a young man more handsome than her wildest
imaginings.
  With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch
and whispers in her ear, "Aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"