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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASEM
Message-ID: <84@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Nov-83 12:34:38 EST
Article-I.D.: tpvax.84
Posted: Fri Nov 18 12:34:38 1983
Date-Received: Mon, 21-Nov-83 23:54:50 EST
References: none whatsoever
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash
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The error messages from a CPT Word Processor appear in a small bracketed
window in the upper right of the screen. When an error is made, a tone
sounds, and the brackets appear with the first portion of the message.
After about 1 second, the message scrolls through the small window.

All error messages start with a number, and then the message, e.g.:

[2.2  Please check line 3 of the Control Page.]

The best one, and one which noone could ever explain, can happen at any
time. I reads:


[99.99  ???]


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