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Subject: Re: Somewhat offensive, but not enough to be rot13
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Date: Sun, 20-Nov-83 20:17:02 EST
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Yay for elephant jokes! Let's pass them around again.

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: First, you get a tall frosty glass of rootbeer and two scoops of
   elephant ...


Q: How do you make an elephant sink?
A: Scoop out it's stomach and install faucets.



Brought to you by the ETFES (Equal Time For Elephants Society). Let's
show those lightbulbs who's boss!!!

			- rene, president ETFES
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